I’ve a date in Constantinople

I imagine when living abroad in Portugal or Japan or someplace comfortably exotic, everyone promises they’ll come visit you, use the opportunity, see the world. When living abroad in Kuwait, people say…. Huh… Well I’m sure that’s nice for you.

Except Michael. Michael is my eightieth cousin forty-three times removed. He’s also the first person to put me in the unique position of having to actively dissuade someone from visiting Kuwait. The conversation made it a whole thirty-five seconds until I came out with the reliable right hook “It’s a dry country” argument. There’s no recovering from that one. Compromising, we settled on a rendezvous Istanbul.

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Four days, a bijillion miles of walking, and a significant amount of hookah later, Istanbul is firmly entrenched as a happy memory. It has European civility but also manages to retain the raw complexity of Islamic tradition in architecture and daily life.

My main impression from Istanbul: they never destroy anything. If a church happens to exist in a time of Islamic governance, they leave all the iconography, add some Arabic, and call it a mosque. When Christians come back, they leave the Arabic, slap up another crucifix or twelve, and it flips right back. Feeling secular? Just leave everything in place, put a plaque outside, and BAM! Instant World Heritage Site.

The Hagia Sophia was stunning, and the prime example of the churmosqueum hodge podge.


Though I still hold it’s remarkably Star Wars-esque

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If the Hagia Sophia is airy and golden, Tokopki Palace feels closer with intricate mosaics that recalled Morocco.  My pictures didn’t turn out well, but you can get a tiny feel for it here.IMG_2127

IMG_2097 IMG_2111We saw Istanbul from the Bosphorus, and until then I hadn’t comprehended how colossal the city is.  After an hour of sailing the river, the city kept sprawling on either bank with beautiful old homes right up on the riverside.  Tankers and fishing boats shared the water with us, and Istanbul really felt like a port city.IMG_2001 IMG_2002

While there, we met up with Adnan, an old soccer teammate of mine from DC, who took such good care of us showing us around his home country. He was the one to take us on river tours, Topkopki Palace, the Hagia Sophia, the best baklava of life, just to name a few.  He is so kind and went all out for us; without him we never would have experienced Istanbul as we did.IMG_1902


The weekend in Istanbul was an unplanned respite between school vacations.  I’d like to go back this year, to be near the water again and feel the city.


India: Land of the Gods and Cities of Blue (also Batman’s Castle)


India was cacophony; a beautiful, breathtaking, exhausting bombardment of all five senses.  It’s a riot of colors, a constant hum of sound, and a whole new level of experience in the olfactory department.

We travelled in January.  I went with six friends five girls and one man. (A serious hat tip to Roger for surviving that.)  In two weeks we never spent more than three nights in one place, usually only one or two.  We went to three cities in the state of Rajasthan in the west, visited the Ajanta Caves, the Taj Mahal, Kerala beaches in the south, a night on a houseboat in the backwaters of the south-west, and walked through the slums of Mumbai.  It was by far the most human, the most difficult, and the best trip I’ve taken.

What I love best about India is that no matter how poor, people take care to make things beautiful.  Everything is colorful and adorned, from the trucks on the highways to the insides of taxis.  There’s a joy in the intensity.

Taking taxi interiors to a whole different level.

Taking taxi interiors to a whole different level.

Our first stop was Johdpur, the Blue City in the west.  Trivia fact: that massive castle in the background?  That was the castle where the Batman movies were shot.  That’s right, I walked the same ground as batman.

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And when in India, yoga is mandatory.


We wandered the streets, bought saris, interacted with the local wildlife.

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We relaxed at the beach, then sailed the backwaters in a houseboat.

IMG_1778 15111_10201822319705011_1181341323_nOur last day, we explored the Ajanta Caves, Indian carvings and art from the second century BC.  The second century BC.  I can’t wrap my mind around it.  You can just walk up to these works of art and run your hand over them.

IMG_1827 IMG_1824 IMG_1814India is stunning.  It’s seven countries in one, an entire subcontinent, centuries old, and beautiful.


PS: I get it: I’m eight months and eight countries late on this.  I go back on August 21st, and by then I think I can crack out seven more updates.  Mea culpa.





Oh come, ye, to Bethlehem

In the airport on my way to Bethlehem, I met a soldier from Afghanistan on leave for R&R in Australia.  He grew up in Alexandria, not ten minutes from where I’ve lived the past two years.  We didn’t even exchange names, we just bonded over Middle Eastern driving, prolific stray cats, a mutual terror of potential camel spiders, and a desperate need for a beer.  At the same time he said Happy Holidays, I said Merry Christmas and we smiled over a difference that would peeve so many people back home, but here is a bond, a common knowledge, almost a private joke.  That’s the first time it felt like Christmas.

Bethlehem was a marvel.  Even though the entire town is geared towards making money off Christmas tourists, flooded with men selling you coffee and corn and scarves and nativity sets, somehow it maintains a feeling of non-commercialized Christmas.

A massive Christmas tree next to the mosque.  Christmas carols stopped for the call to prayer, and the Muslim shopkeepers wished you a Happy Christmas.

A massive Christmas tree next to the mosque. Christmas carols stopped for the call to prayer, and the Muslim shopkeepers wished you a Happy Christmas.

IMG_1160In keeping with ancient tradition, the inns were full on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, so I wandered around with a bottle of Bailey’s, saw the Church of the Nativity, and listened to Jingle Bells in Arabic repeated several times.  It was cold and felt a bit aimless for a while, but midnight Mass was worth frittering away a day.

And let's be honest, the frittering wasn't terrible, either.

And let’s be honest, the frittering wasn’t terrible, either.

Orthodox Church of the Nativity.

Orthodox Church of the Nativity.

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To get into Mass, I met Darius from Poland and we pretended to be brother and sister to sneak in on his one ticket.  I knew my impecable Polish accent would be suspicious, so I just smiled and nodded and said, “ja” once or twice to the guard.  I don’t even know if they say “ja” in Poland.  And no, I see no irony in lying to get into Christmas Mass.

Inside, we sat knee to knee with some of the most joyful little old nuns I’ve ever seen.  One of them must have been at least seventy-five, but she was impish and alternated between poking the nun that sat next to her and falling asleep.  They were all darling.  I was blissfully happy singing Adeste Fideles, sitting among people who didn’t share a single thing with me other than this.  It was freaking cold and a struggle to keep my eyes open during the Arabic homily, but one of the nuns said to me, “It great grace to be here.” and it truly was.

I found a friend.  She got some shawarma, I got some snuggles.

I found a friend in the morning. She got some shawarma, I got some snuggles.

I spent Christmas day on a hostel rooftop with a bottle of wine, reading a Graham Green book about death and looking out over Palestine.  I was a good way to spend Christmas.


When I was getting to know Darius from Poland he asked me if I was happy.  I am.  It settled in my bones on Christmas, and it’s stuck.

Still here! Still delinquent!

I swear up and down and on my honor as a very honorable person that I will post about Bethlehem and Jerusalem… after I come back from India in two weeks.  This is just major life updates that I feel I should probably be sharing, because the number of people questioning whether I’m alive or dead is getting alarming.

Numero Uno: I’m taking online grad courses to qualify for a teaching certification in middle-school math and science.  It counts towards one year of my masters in education if I want that.  Woo!  Education!

Point the Second: I’ve applied to schools around Europe and Morocco, so perhaps I’ll end up there next year, but if not, I have a position in Kuwait for the next two years.  So the one year to travel the world plan has been extended slightly.

Thirdly: I’m going to India in eight hours!  So I should sleep… or write about Bethlehem.  Yeah, that sounds more fun.

“A rose red city half as old as time”

Petra was incredible.  Emma and I only spent four hours there; I could spend a week to thoroughly understand it, and a month to just feel it.

It’s a funny dichotomy between an old stillness and tourist hawking.  These ancient buildings carved out of primeval cliffs watch tour guides huckster, “Best tour, special price, just for you!”, venders bartering souvenirs, and shrieking school groups.  It feels a little sacrilegious.

I’ve been at a loss on how to write about Petra.  I was surprised by how much it moved me.  Unimaginably ancient history, beautiful feats of carving and architecture, impressive vistas: it’s exactly these things that I left to see.  I hope Emma’s pictures will suffice where my words fail me.

You approach between cliffs particularly suited to echoing the Indiana Jones theme song:DSC_4444

IMG_0649It’s easy to pass by them, but on the way are carvings and stairs and caves.  It boggles my mind that this used to be someone’s home:DSC_4446 DSC_4445Emerging from between the cliffs, you come upon the Treasury, the most famous and best preserved structure in Petra:DSC_4460 DSC_4468 DSC_4464DSC_4473 DSC_4474Stairs lead above the main square to the Monastery, and cliffs from which you look down on Petra from above:

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Mea Culpa

not dead yet

Once again, I’m not dead yet.  Despite radio silence, I’m very much alive and currently peeling potatoes for a desert Thanksgiving.

To tell the truth, about a month ago I sat down to describe Petra and felt absurdly inadequate for the task.  Not even thesaurus.com could assist.  The logical step was to give up on writing entirely- and thus my recent hiatus.

I realize the error of my ways and vow to make amends soon.  In the meantime, Happy Thanksgiving.  All manner of Christmas music and It’s a Wonderful Life is cued to start in T minus twenty hours and for the first time, I feel the smallest twinge of heartsickness for this season back home.  But I am so, so happy to be adventuring!  I’ve lined up Christmas in Bethlehem, and that makes up for any number of sparkles and carols and evergreen for a year.

More soon, I promise.